Tuesday, October 19, 2010

So I'm gonna talk about music now...

It's pretty simple. I'm going to listen to my entire library. It's a lot of shit, and I still haven't gotten to all of it. In order to not get bored of listening to extended discographies of one artist, I'm doing it in alphabetical order by album. First thing that pops up is Absolution by Muse. Here's my review below:

Muse is my favorite band. This album has my favorite song on it. If this review's a little too glowing, don't hold it against me. Absolution is often referred to as Muse's "heavy" album. I can see that, but I feel like it's much more than that. It's a really important album in the development of the band, the stepping stone between the earlier way-too-radiohead-influenced (never REALLY a bad thing) Muse to the epic-stadium-filling Muse we know today. I feel like the classical influences come through VERY strongly in this album, particularly in songs like Apocalypse Please, Stockholm Syndrome, and Butterflies in Hurricanes. Overall, it is a very mature album, possibly their most mature; although BH&R and the Resistance have more concise songwriting, the overt stadium rock moments of those albums definitely take the albums in a different direction. Absolution contains some of my favorite baselines from fellow bass tone whore and effects junky Chris Wolstenholme, including what I honestly feel is the most badass bass line of all time: Hysteria. Loved by bass players, hated buy Guitar Center workers (though not as much as Sweet Child O Mine, I'm sure), it's a kickass line, and the tone Chris achieves on it has been the subject of heated discussion on many a bass forum. As a bassist, it's a small wonder that this is my favorite Muse song by a longshot.

The strongest element in this album, to me, is the interplay between the bass and the guitar. Many of the riffs on this album are constructed such that if you remove either element, the song falls apart. I love this style of writing; while there's something to be said for songs that can just be hammered out with an acoustic guitar and a singer, all of my favorite bands write songs which require different elements working in harmony to create music. I feel like that's the ideal situation for a band to be in: bass and guitar playing different but complementary riffs to form a badass combination. A prime example of this to me is Thoughts Of A Dying Atheist, where Chris's straight roots baseline allows Matt Bellamy (guitar/vocals) to do a more interesting arpeggiated guitar line on top of it.

Anyway, I warned that this review would be glowing. Hopefully I didn't blind you with my fandom.

PS I'M SEEING THEM ON SATURDAY IN NYC FUCK YEAH.

PPS Peace out bitches.

Monday, October 11, 2010

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Dumbass

This is just brilliant. GOP congressional candidate Rich Iott likes to pretend he's a nazi. For someone with political aspirations, it's probably not a good idea to be photographed in nazi regalia. Ever. Hell, it's probably not a good idea for anyone with any aspirations of working anywhere other than Kwik-E-Mart for the rest of their life. People find that shit.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

What's Wrong With the World?

Reading the news is really not good for my mental health. Like the secret old man I am, I spent a good bit of my day surfing the New York Times website, reading up on gay abuse in New York, anti-islamic groups in Tennessee, and fueling my hatred for the political system in our lovely little melting pot. For some reason, I'm drawn to the most depressing and fucked up articles, and reading that shit gives me a really bleak outlook on humanity. I guess that just makes me a typical consumer of free information; it's no wonder news sources tend to focus in on the darker pieces of humanity. I'd like to think that there are some articles that focus on the bright side of life, but honestly, I don't know anyone who'd read them.

Sorry for not making this post funnier, but honestly, I'm not in the mood. People need to stop being so fucked up. Is it really that hard?