Gods dammit Keanu Reeves is lame.

Holy shit this is awesome.  They are making a Cowboy Bebop movie. For those of you not in the know, Cowboy Bebop is possibly my favorite anime series, tied with FLCL. It basically consists of space cowboy bounty hunters killing shit to an awesome soundtrack. I'm not a huge anime nerd, but Cowboy Bebop is just fuckin sweet.

Alas, every rose must have its thorn.  That must be why they got motherfucking Keanu Reeves to play Spike Spiegel, the main character of the show. Seriously, I love the Matrix as much as (actually, probably more than) the next guy, but Keanu Reeves is fucking terrible. I really do not want what could be an awesome movie to be ruined by an emotionless zombie performance from Keanu Reeves.  Why the fuck is he famous anyway?  The only good movies he's been in are the Matrix and Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

See, anyone who knows me knows I'm a big fan of dumb action movies.  This is why shit like 300, the Matrix, and Fight Club are some of my favorite movies.  Granted, the Matrix and Fight Club both have at least a little substance to them, but the point is made.  The main problem with movies like this is that Keanu motherfucking Reeves has an annoying tendency to show up in them.  If I want to watch a goddamn zombie movie I'll watch a goddamn zombie movie, but I personally prefer my action heroes to have a bit more to them then "apathetic grimace" and "apathetic grimace."

Fuck you Keanu Reeves.

Peace out bitches.