Woo Politics Woo

You know, I would totally make fun of this whole teabagging thing and complain about Obama shooting down marijuana legalization if it weren't already old news. Maybe I should start getting my news from places other than old episodes of the Daily Show.  I could definitely bitch about Obama giving a shit ass ton of money to people who don't deserve it, but again, my news is all old and filtered through whatever the Daily Show/occasionally Stephen Colbert can make funny, so it's really not worth it.  Obama's all like "hey banks, way to fuck up the economy, here's a billion dollars and little/no oversight, go fix it."

Alright, I'll stop libertarianing all over everything, I don't really feel like dealing with the bunched up panties of those who might crucify me for criticizing Saint Obama.  If it makes you guys feel any better, I didn't vote McCain.  I do find it a little hilarious that people get so attached to certain famous people and institutions.  Sure, I might get a little overexcited whenever Apple or Blizzard release a new product (ZOMG STARCRAFT 2 MIGHT COME OUT IN THE NEXT 10 YEARS!), but my hero worship doesn't really extend past a few assertions that my favorite company's product is and always will be better than your company's product (I'm sorry guys, Apple is just the shit).  There are some crazy motherfuckers out there who seem to think that any attack on their idol is a personal attack on their dignity.  I've got news for you people.  Your idols don't give a fuck about you or any of your opinions, so stop treating them like gods.

Seems like a cheery note to end things on.

Peace out bitches.