Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Why is this bitch still in the gene pool?

What. The. Ass.  According to the article, youtube video, and picture I just linked to, some dumb bitch in Germany jumped into a polar bear enclosure.  She wasn't thrown.  She didn't fall.  She wasn't even trying to feed the animals like most of the dumbfucks who get bitten by zoo animals (also known as "what's coming to 'em").  She climbed over a fence, got through a prickly ass bush, then jumped over a wall to get into this exhibit.  She then proceeded to flop around and get bitten on the ass by the bear.  What the fuck could have possibly possessed someone to do something so completely idiotic?

Okay, my rage at the stupidity of this woman was just completely dissipated by Daft Punk.  God dammit it's impossible to get pissed off while listening to Daft Punk.  The beats... they're just so... infectious...

Anyway, in a minor personal note, I had to go to the dentist today.  I hate the dentist.  Does anybody else feel like they're grinding away at your teeth with sandpaper when they use that one toothbrushy thing?  Plus it just smells like... dentist in there.  And that flouride shit is NASTY.  Anyway, I think I'm done venting for the day; Daft Punk really did destroy any righteous fury I had.

Peace out bitches.
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7 comments:

  1. Carrie AnneApril 15, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    I hate the dentist tools. It's the worst when they just think it's okay to rest their hand on your mouth, pinching your lip in your braces. And when you mutter "OW, Dah Huht's!" The lady is all like "PANSY!".

    Maybe that's just me.
    And maybe it's just the orthodontist.

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  2. JimboApril 15, 2009 at 5:41 PM

    Yeah, braces sucked. The whole process just weirds me out.

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  3. TinsleyApril 15, 2009 at 5:53 PM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
    "Ah! The beats! They are so infectious!"

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  4. Malchik CheApril 16, 2009 at 6:22 PM

    The last thing I heard was that it might have been a suicide attempt. (What an amazing way to kill oneself!) Apparently the woman was really depressed because she couldn't find a job.

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  5. JimboApril 16, 2009 at 6:42 PM

    That actually makes a lot of sense. I guess if you're going to go out, might as well go out on TV.

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  6. Comrade PhysioprofApril 17, 2009 at 10:00 AM

    What I hate the most about the motherfucking dentist is looking up some freaky asshole's nostrils and counting his fucking nosehairs.

    Dude, I'm blogrolling you.

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  7. JimboApril 18, 2009 at 8:09 AM

    Yeah, you'd think they'd at least have the decency to buy a nose hair trimmer or something.

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