Have any of you ever been in the middle of a conversation when someone says something that is just begging for a witty comment, but when the opportunity arises, you just can't think of anything to say that isn't completely retarded? That's what writer's block feels like, especially when you have absolutely nothing to feed off of. Sure, I could spend hours combing the internet for gems of human stupidity, but I like to at least pretend I'm cool sometimes and that I don't spend all my time on Facebook/Twitter/this blog/the internet in general looking for things to make me angry at humanity.
Anyway, that's all for tonight.
Peace out bitches.
jesus jim, just blog about something that actually matters or is interesting.
ReplyDeleteYou know, that's a pretty good idea.
ReplyDeleteMight have to try that some time...
Dude, if you can't find something to piss you off, you aren't fucking looking hard enough. Get off your lazy fucking ass!
ReplyDeleteBTW, dude, are you aware that using "retarded" as a generic form of "stupid" or "idiotic" is hurtful to many people?
Yeah, I should probably chill out on that. Sorry if I've offended anyone who may or may not have relatives/close friends actually affected by some kind of mental illness.
ReplyDeleteGood job, dude!
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